Dr. House in a nutshell
imagine a future history exam for high school students having the question “What was one main cause of each World War to date?” and the answer being
World War 1: assassination of archduke franz ferdinand
World War 2: germany invaded poland
World War 3: a seth rogen movie
here we go
i’m a fucking princess.
weasel wranglers like you can’t control what i wear
but it’s precious that you think your opinion matters to me, you absolute sack of mouldy bread
princess no matter what i wear, dick
I’m going to print this out and mount it on my wall next to my other works of art
Fear the people who feel comfortable swearing in front of their parents
…you mean to say you don’t?
My parents swear in front of me and to me, why shouldn’t I get to swear to them?
Are you kidding me? I refer to my mother solely as hey bitch and she refers to me as hey slut. I feel bad for your relationship.
I like to respect my parents
Well I don’t think it’s lack of respect.
But if I swore at my parents I’d get smacked so hard I’d miss my graduation 2 years down the road.
OH MY GOD.
Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr
Please reblog so I can make this happen
SIGNAL BOOST THIS THING!!!
well if this is true, you shall be the one who is the one who is the one t discover whether tumblr has a following limit.
Los Angeles is known for many things: great weather, a laidback lifestyle, and Hollywood’s biggest stars. But for many who live in La La Land, the pressure to conform to a certain beauty standard can leave them feeling downright depressed.Why didn’t this have any notes?
It doesnt have any notes because its a black woman doing it. Had it been a white woman this wouldve been national news.
it doesn’t have any notes yet because it was literally posted today calm the fuck down (also hell yeah this woman rules)
I waited to reblog til i saw asexual. Thank youuu
I don’t even care if you’re sexually attracted to trees.
If I’m ever not please tell me
no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself